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Gen. 41: 15
And Pharaoh said unto Joseph, I have dreamed a dream, and there is none that can interpret it: and I have heard say of thee, that thou canst understand a dream to interpret it.
And Joseph said unto them, Do not interpretations belong to God? tell me them, I pray you.
WHO WILL BE MY JOSEPH, AND INTERPRET MY DREAM?
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Let me give it a try. You dreamt of your family...it's the end of the world. The aprons you sew are worn by everyone, the ties Jesi makes are too. I think I even see a billie band. You dream about Brandon being retarded, and Sadie being half white and half black. Mollie and Audrey both like pillows so you will sew them a pillowcase.
or.
You snorted some cocaine and this is what you saw.
its official, your crazy
Mom you are offically the most hilarious/biggest druggy that I have ever known. My hair in that wierd creation is so funny! So my interpretation is that there was a forest fire and you made all of us get out of bed way early to go help put it out. Dad assigned each person a job. Mine was to pick up each twig on the ground. He said he would give me a dime per twig. We all had to wear our sunday best with an apron cause dad wanted us to go to a fireside afterwards. And I didnt have time to put makeup on. Since i was extra pillowy when i got home from my mission, dad called me a soft body and then said...what? its not bad, Audrey has a soft body too! And then Brandon made fun of dad and laughed really hard. Sadie dressed up like a missionary for the occasion for some reason and Charlie started learning how to bake recently. Look at his curtsy. Is that a golf club by Brandon? Well that might be referring to the incident on Thanksgiving when he lost his tooth to a golfer three hundred yards away. And we all lived happily ever after without paul, jesse, or hailey. Or the rest of the rugrats that have been born since.
I agree with hilly!
Freddie, the dream is troublesome.
Obviously the imagry speaks of a strong commitment, the aprons suggest that there are people bought into the cause of good in the bond of unity.
The matching ties speak of a close family, however the sunglasses that you and Greg are looking through are actually windows by which you can see a prodigal, Gumping his way through a sea of oddly fitting sweat pants, grappling for the meaning of life all the while tied down by a set of comfies worn deep into the wilderness.
You are hoping that one day he will return, perhaps wearing a nice pair of slacks or neatly creased jeans and be able to enjoy the comforts of home, symbolized by the pillows.
Yet the fire is a constant reminder that time is running out, and you hate to envision the runaway banished to an eternity clad in fleece breeches, when there are so many more appropriate fashion picks for the hereafter.
Come toward the light Paul, your family is here for you.
Wow how did Pauls sweats get interpreted into my dream . ha ha,, NO Trout you dont win the prize for interpreting my dream. Sorry,
Do you even know what your dream was about? When did you become the photoshop specialist. Wow I am just impressed with the details. Ok I will give it a shot but just know that Brandon is beside me so if he has anything to do with it then it will be the funniest of all the interpretaions at least.
Ok ,Mollie and Audrey are the youngest females of each generation, thefore they will sit amongst the rest of us protected from the evil that surrounds us, but because they have several pillows this means they will offer us there comfort. The aprons symbolize that we will have to sheild our bodies from the physical Heat we will have to endure and The 3 that wear the sunglasses are the 3 that hide there pain from all the others, The ties show that we have a bonding with one another and we are tied to each other. Brandons walker is either a symbol that he will perservere past all the others through all means neccesary, or that he simply just has the worst health. (ahaha) The formation that audrey and mollie have at the sides are representing posts to the entrance of the dividing line between the millenium and the earth life as we know it. Hillary, Hannah, Charlie and Sadie, will continue to be obedient followers and Hailey, KC, Jesi, Brandon P, and Paul were lost in the mist of Darkness and never made it to the gates or we were so good that we accended up to heaven before you made your picture a reality, (nother hahah).
Mollies HAIR along with Audry's represents innocense, Mollie was so innocent when she was in the 80's and Audrey is an infant therfore she is automatically innocent. (mollie hair Pre 8 yrs. or when Hailey did it in Kindergarten.) Sadie sits with her neck crooked because her neck will continue to be a burden to her but she will have Charlie to lean on. Mom and Dad look confused at the entrance to the next life because it is not the way they expected it to be (maybe moms bed is still uncomfortable and Dad still snooks) *I thought everything was in a perfect state in the next life?* The headbands represent a power or blessing that the others do not have. Brandon is in the front because he is leading the way through because he is the most positive and will not look back. His tooth is missing because he no longer cares about tempral things. Hannah is next in line to lead as she will Brighton the way with her smile and charm. The 3 that are folding there arms( hillary, Grandma freddie, and charlie, are obedient but look the other way in disbelief at Brandon and Hannah leading the way. Sadie sits patiently waiting to have her face turn tan like her arms and legs, becuase then she will be ready to walk with the rest of you through the gates, BUT NOT UNTILL SHE IS TOTALLY READY! Dad has tools in his apron because he will need them to fix everyones BROKEN lives from the devestation the Economy has created. (oh wait as I look closer I think those are aplicays and may just mean he took the ugliest sheild cuz he does not care which one he got.)
The moral of this dream is that All of us are trying, Some of us will make it, and others of us will be the leaders that get us to where we need to be when this earth falls apart THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW!
the only interpretation I see is that my mother is totally nuts.
but... In the spirit of weirdness, I will interpret your dream mother. This is what it means:
everyone that is pictured are those who will die in the second coming (hence the reason Brandon is missing a tooth and standing in the front)
those wearing aprons will be the ones who are still strong in their faith ( sorry Sadie and Brandon) "girding up your loins"
the ties represent missionary work, and the gathering of israel that we are all a part of
brandon is standing and using a walker because someone is trying to bring him back to the gospel (be his crutch)
Sadie is sitting because she is not moving forward in the gospel
Audrey and Mollie have pillows for bodies meaning they are protected from suffering in the second coming, and mollie's jewel head represents an eye single to the glory of God.
all of us are smiling except Mom because we know that this dream is only a dream and nothing more and we shouldn't get all worked up about it :)
did I win??? I think my interpretation is by far the best.
DO YOU ALL HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT SOME POOR, UNSUSPECTING PERSON MIGHT THINK IF THEY SAW THIS? You are all going to get thrown in a psych ward!
now dont you have to tell us what it was about!
Yeah...reveal please!
I think this wins for the most comments on any post in the history of blogs. i need to post more psycho pictures and ask people to interpret them. I would get all the comments I could handle!
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